Q & A AGAINQ: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike? A: They are both empty from the neck up. Q: Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? A: They are for those who don't drink! Q: How do you confuse Erap? A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate. Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth! Q: Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M's factory? A: He kept throwing out the Ws. GIVE MEKumain sa isang sosyal na Restaurant si FVR at ERAP. FVR: Give me a Swiss Steak and French fries. Erap: Ako rin, give me sweeptakes and first prize too. ERAP IN LIBRARY"What time does the library open?" Erap on the phone asked. "Nine A.M. " came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until nine A.M.?" Erap asked in a disappointed voice. "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?" "ha, who said I wanted to get in?" Erap sighed sadly. "I want to get out!" LOST IN LAErap visited Los Angeles Ca. and decided to go to Downtown L.A., walking all day he got lost fortunately, he have his cell phone with him. He called his assistant and said Erap: I am lost, can u please pick me up. Assistant: Sir, Where are you at right now ? Erap: I am standing in the corner of Union 76 gas station. Assistant: But Sir, there's a lot of Union 76 gas station in downtown L.A. Erap: I know that, I'm not that stupid. You won't miss it, it's the one with the blinking sign in the corner that says " WALK/ DON'T WALK" Father and sonJINGGOY: Dad, bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat? ERAP: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda..
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